Blithe Bambinos

New segment for my blog...Kids say the darnedest things, they really do! Here are some things that my babies have said that make my day...

Was changing LB's diaper when Kaden gasped. "Momma sissy's pee pee fell off, we need to find it NOW!" He is currently running around the house yelling "Sissy's pee pee, where are you?!?!

Jalen- "Presley is crying mom do you have your listening ears on?"
Me- "Yes son but she has to wait a minute."
Kaden- "Well hurry up mom she wants to eat your boobs again!"

Bambinos have capes on, (Blankets attached to their shirts) and are running in circles yelling "I'm super I'm super"

Had to get onto the twins for acting downright crazy. So after having to YELL to get their attention Jalen tells me "That's not cool mom don't yell" and Kaden tells me to use my "inside voice". Hmph.

Kaden decided to be nice and share his snack with his fire truck. There is peanut butter all over the truck and he says "momma da fire truck made a mess! Don't make a mess fire truck!" Hmmm bet the fire truck spilled his milk too!

Presley is pooping and the boys are telling her "you is disgusting and gross and YOU STINK" And she is so very amused she is just smiling away.

So, my kids are really sweet, but Kaden needs to stop calling me baby momma. He tells me, "I love you baby momma!"

Watching the boys talk to Presley. "hello my Preswey, my name is Kanan and that's Jalen. I's your broda. Where's my Preswey's toys? I find them. Lets play my princess Preswey" ♥

We were eating dinner and Jalen says, "Mom I love you" out of the blue (melted my heart) so then Kaden starts saying "I love you" to me, his dad, but most importantly all of the food on his plate "I love you noo-noo's, I love you chicken, I love you biscuit"

The kids are ordering food like I am a short order cook. "I want cookies and cheeseburgers and milks and cheese"

My Kaden is a cheater, and Jalen is TOO gullible! We are having races down the hill and Kaden fakes and injury EVERY time so Jalen turns around and asks what's wrong brother? And then Kaden bails and wins the race!


Stay tuned for more witty remarks from 2 year olds!